What does a red-haired guy have to do around here to, for once, not get found out? I’m actually beginning to feel sorry for Seamie. But Seamie laughs in the face of pity, right? Well, whether he does or not, he’s heading off as I type to find a ‘better-than-ever’ spot. Have we heard that before somewhere? You know what to do. Competition closes on January 27, 2017.